"Plans are being made...to promote a national holiday for Barack Obama, who will become the nation's 44th president when he takes the oath of office Jan 20.
"'Yes We Can' planning rallies will be at 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. every Tuesday at the downtown McDonald's restaurant, 1100 Kansas Ave., until Jan 13. The goals are to secure a national holiday in Obama's honor, to organize celebrations around his inauguration and to celebrate the 200th birthday of President Abraham Lincoln, who was born on Feb. 12 1809.
"At 7:30 a.m. on Inauguration Day, Obama Cake will be served at the downtown McDonald's..."
One wonders whether the "Obama-cake" will come with Obama-Cola - the saviour's blood to go with the saviour's body.
One wonders whether a little temple in Asia-Minor has yet been dedicated to his worship...