In what now passes for "comedy" at the BBC...
...(and please note that what follows is NSFW)...
...Russell Brand & Jonathan Ross call up Andrew Sachs (a.k.a. Manuel the Waiter of Fawlty Towers, now 78) to tell him that one or the other of them (I'm not sure which) has "f***'ed your grand-daughter."
One might almost think that nothing is sacred, any more.
btw - for me, the most eye-opening element in this story is not the ever-accellerating slide of the BBC into the sewer (like that's any surprise!), but the fact that Manuel is now 78.
And Basil is now 69. And Sybil is 76. And Polly (Polly!) is 64.